Have I ever mentioned that I’m a huge Chuck Norris fan?

I am.

I know it’s probably a really cheesy guy thing, but they don’t get more bad-ass than Chuck Norris.

Random Chuck Norris Facts
• The Martial Arts Hall of Fame was inducted into Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary - except mercy.
• Chuck Norris’ shoes are never tied. In fact, they don’t even have laces or Velcro. The shoes cling to Chuck’s feet for survival.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups - he pushes the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer - too bad he’s never cried.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep - he waits.

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